Showers Gifts

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Wash and Let My People Go

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

Naked and Afraid

Showering in winter.

'Ptui. I spit.'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'Dang it! I've been cleaning myself too long and now I'm out of hot water!'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

'I can't wait to get in the shower and see how much sand is in the bottom of the bath!'

Changing Room Exhibitionist.

High water pressure

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Bird Bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

An idea box in a shower

"That's the deep end."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

He's definitely got your eyes!"

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