Meteor Showers Gifts

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

Man with a giant umbrella thinking about a passing meteor.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Giraffe Umbrella

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Man showing in the rain.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Raining

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

A Lightning Conductor.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

He's definitely got your eyes!"

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Storm'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Reading in the rain.