Shower Shy Pillows

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Other men just sing in the bath

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'Not now, Henry.'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Singing in the Shower. (mouse and cat conflict.)

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."