Swim-shy Swimmer Pillows

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'How's the water, dear?'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Lapdogs

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Can't you read?!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

"I'm beached body ready."

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

No petting in the pool!

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Is it labor day already?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Thank you for not drowning.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'