Nervous Swimmer Pillows

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'How's the water, dear?'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I'm beached body ready."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

The flies in my soup are doing synchronized swimming. The chef is a big Busby Berkely fan.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.