Nervous Swimmer Pillows

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'How's the water, dear?'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I'm beached body ready."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

'Thank you for coming in at such short notice.'