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'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'How's the water, dear?'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Lapdogs

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

No petting in the pool!

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"I'm beached body ready."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'Is it labor day already?'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Thank you for not drowning.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'