Shy Photographer Pillows

Shy man in a photograph booth.

Candid Camera store.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Shy Man at Party

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

Miserable selfie

"Great - got it! Okay, everybody turn around so we can get the other end. . ."

'I don't model now!'

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

This is the photo finish -- Next time you see a camera, please don't mug.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

Low Budget Sequel: Rear Window II, A Room Without A View,

Love at First Sign

How to Overcome Shyness.

'Say SHIT!'

He was always painfully shy. (Originally published on 2004-04-07)