Shower Shy Gifts

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Karaoke night.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Other men just sing in the bath

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'Not now, Henry.'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

Singing in the Shower. (mouse and cat conflict.)