Shower Escapologist Pillows

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Wait for me!'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

Submarine Disguise

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"