Showdown Fan Gifts

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I win!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Such petulance!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

No hitting below the belt!

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"Foul!"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.