Western Showdown Fan Gifts

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"Herb's from Texas."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.