Showbiz Mime Gifts

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

"Extreme miming"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime Baby

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime marriage.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Land Before Mimes.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"I got replaced by another clown"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Quiet Quitting

Mime Tug-of-War

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.