Showbiz Farmers Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

A sure sign of rain

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

COWS: Cow Pong

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cheesie Rider

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Fresh off the Farm.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

A Tongue Stud.

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Well, no, I wouldn't say I'm a mad cow, although Farmer Brown does get on my nerves once in a while!'

Pizza-Fed Beef

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'Ol' MacDonald cut the cheese, EI EI OH! MY GOD!'

Speaker Farmer.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."