Shorecation Enthusiast Gifts

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'