Shorecation Enthusiast Mugs

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Turtle Hat

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."