Shopping Satirists Pillows

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Jack, we're going to Target not Walmart. Lose the curlers."

"Well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"I went to the sales for a toaster, but they is all they had left!"

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Pirates at the mall.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Eye of Newt Helper

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'