Shopping Dilemmas Gifts

The Rest of Mighty Casey's Day. Check out. Wow! First he struck out and now his card is being rejected!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Down on Her.

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

Seven deadly sins store

Cash Rebate

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

This fly is doing the backstroke

"Happy Easter!"

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

"So, order in or go out?"

"I'm not investing a penny into the high street!"

"We're closed!"

Supermarket - 'Buy One, Get 5kg Of Packaging Free'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"