Shopping Channel Fanatic Gifts

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

As Seen Watching TV

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."