Shopping Channel Fanatic Prints

"You'll have to watch the Super Bowl another night. I've got shopping channel fever."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

As Seen Watching TV

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Larry King

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."