Shopping Channel Addict Gifts

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Showbiz Awards

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Big screen TV falling through floor

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How Amazon was invented

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Can't Touch This

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'