Shopping Addict Gifts

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'...now that is a lot of plastic!'

Honesty in retail

"Your card is overwrought."

"I've been window-shopping..."

"It's the absolute latest thing to have before the next thing comes along!"

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Two woman fighting over a top in the sales.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

How Amazon was invented

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Online Shopping.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'