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Man literally having a key cut.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Stationery Shop

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'But what do you sell?'

Down on Her.

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"