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'It's the Psychic Network - they say they KNOW you've been meaning to call!'

'I'll call you back, Cindy. The sales associates get so uptight when you try to carry on a conversation...'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Useless information"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"You're never home."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."