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"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Sales Exit.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Stun-gun target practice.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

Shoot your own apples

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

Holiday on Thin Ice

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

"I'm talking about the original YouTube video. Not the remake."

"Wise men say: Keep your social distance and don't step any closer!"