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It can be taken up at any age....

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Wall Street Couch

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"You call this a statement?! I've got a statement for you!!"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'