Soccer Sage T-Shirts

Roy Hodgson

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

It can be taken up at any age....

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

Pessimists v Optimists.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"She died doing what she loved."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

Worshiping the TV.

This one needs re-booting!

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"There's more to life than winning. There's losing - to deduct capital losses on your taxes."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

'I just feel like a sore loser.'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

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