Shooting Range Sage Mugs

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

It can be taken up at any age....

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

Sales Exit.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Stun-gun target practice.

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

Year 2070: The Last of Generation Coronavirus

Shoot your own apples

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

Holiday on Thin Ice

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

Golf Guru

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

My flight back into town was kind of scary. It was so foggy, I couldn�t see the wingtips. Next time, wear penny loafers. They shiny pennies make them easier to see than wing tips.

"I'm talking about the original YouTube video. Not the remake."