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Shoot your own apples

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

People of Courage

"I'm using a silencer!"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'