Shooting Range Officer Gifts

Shoot your own apples

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'You better have a hunting license.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

People of Courage

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

Stun-gun target practice.