Shooting Range Operator Gifts

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Police film evidence

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"FORE!"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."