Distance Shooter Gifts

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Pull...'

Zoom Wedding

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

Stun-gun target practice.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Skeets Champion.

Shooting in Ireland

Colonel Bagshot.

Ground Game!

'Nice Shooting.'

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

Homing Pigeon / Crested Pigeon / Clay Pigeon.

'Kicks a little.'

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

An uneasy calm descended over Thompsons Road.

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'