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'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"I'm using a silencer!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'You better have a hunting license.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"