Gun Ranges T-Shirts

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Bang!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

Pistols at dawn.

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

'Ralph,I don't think this a good time to change gun barrels.'

Colonel Bagshot.

Fido's begging days were over.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."