Gun Ranges Gifts

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Bang!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Stun-gun target practice.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"We Can Do It!"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

Pistols at dawn.

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'Ralph,I don't think this a good time to change gun barrels.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Five day waiting period? Man, I need to resolve a conflict right now.'

"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."