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'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

New Guy.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

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Wolf Reintroduction.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I'm using a silencer!"

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'