Rifle Range Rangers Pillows

'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

New Guy.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

"I'm using a silencer!"

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'