Gun Range Granny Pillows

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"I'm using a silencer!"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

My gran likes the crossword.

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

Supernan.

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Battleaxe offers free advice.

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

"Come on, lady. Who are you kidding'? You're waaaay over twenty-one."

Grannies who lunch.

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

'Your mother's got to carry on working as long as I live.'

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."