Rifle Range Regular Pillows

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

Back seat race car drivers.

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

"Told you it was my lucky day, I only lost £30."

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?

'Honey, as CFO of our company your presence at the track 3 afternoons a week is hardly conducive to a sound corporate image!'

Shoot your own apples