Rifle Range Regular Pillows

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

Stun-gun target practice.

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

"Told you it was my lucky day, I only lost £30."

'Honey, as CFO of our company your presence at the track 3 afternoons a week is hardly conducive to a sound corporate image!'

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

"I hope the rest of the races are more exciting."

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?

Shoot your own apples