Driving Range Regular Pillows

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Cats on Board.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Child driving a toy car

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"What old school? This is my life."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

How am I abducting?

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'