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'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Free Range Employees.

'Pull...'

"FORE!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

What?

"I'm using a silencer!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

Fido's begging days were over.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'How did the shark get a gun?'

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Shoot your own apples

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"I'll knock 10% off if you promise not to hurt anybody."

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"What the...hey, it's working after all!"

"Careful with that window. The safety sticker says 'open windows can be hazardous.'"

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'

"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."

'This was owned by a little old lady who only used it on door-to-door salesmen!'