Gun Range Worker Prints

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

Free Range Employees.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Pull...'

"FORE!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Fido's begging days were over.

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

'How did the shark get a gun?'

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

Shoot your own apples

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"I'll knock 10% off if you promise not to hurt anybody."

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"What the...hey, it's working after all!"

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

"Careful with that window. The safety sticker says 'open windows can be hazardous.'"

"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."

Another Spot!

'This was owned by a little old lady who only used it on door-to-door salesmen!'

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'