Shooting Hobbyists Gifts

An accident could be on the cards

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Pull...'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

A bird crash.

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

'How did the shark get a gun?'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

Prince Charles

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

"That's the last time I buy you a gun or a goldfish!"

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...

Shooting at the Moon

'No, this isn't a 'shotgun wedding' it's a 'magnum 44 wedding'!'

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'

The Archer and His Broken Arrow.

'Okay, give me that disingenuous smile.'