Shooting Hobbyists Pillows

An accident could be on the cards

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Pull...'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

A bird crash.

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

'How did the shark get a gun?'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

Prince Charles

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"That's the last time I buy you a gun or a goldfish!"

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

The Archer and His Broken Arrow.

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'

'No, this isn't a 'shotgun wedding' it's a 'magnum 44 wedding'!'

Shooting at the Moon

"I can't believe they're actually going to let us build the thing!"

"As you can see, we're the good guys."