Shirley Temple Lover Pillows

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

How oysters get engaged.

Relax.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

Pottery Slam

Cathedral Made Safe.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Weathervanes.

"My parents hate it."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Life is change

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'I told you not to follow so closely'

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

"Please hold my calls."

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.