Shirley Temple Lover Prints

"We card everyone. You're too old for a Shirley Temple."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

R.C.I.A.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

How oysters get engaged.

Relax.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Pottery Slam

"That's his answer to everything!"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"My parents hate it."

Weathervanes.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Well, where's the last place you had it?

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Life is change

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Sheep of the 1970's

"Please hold my calls."

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."