Shipwright In Training Gifts

Model Building

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Rats leave a launching ship.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

My First Boat

Captain Thomas Coram.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Ark Welding

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"This is a hard hat area."

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

To Launch

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Pirate Doctor