Shipwright Gifts

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

Thames Wharfside

Captain Thomas Coram.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Sea weed harvest.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Model Building

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Could you give us a push?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

On board the MS Hepatology

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Rats leave a launching ship.