
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
Bring some maritime charm into their home or workshop with pillows featuring shipwright-inspired designs. A cozy and witty nod to their nautical expertise.
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
Thames Wharfside
Captain Thomas Coram.
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
Captain steering house through flood.
'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'
Sea weed harvest.
Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
Lighthouse Beam.
Lifesaver!
Model Building
Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
'So, what do you want to talk about?'
'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'
'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'
'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'
"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"
Distractions.
'Could you give us a push?'
'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'
"No, I said to swab the deck!"
Lighthouse powered by batteries.
"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."
On board the MS Hepatology
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."
Rats leave a launching ship.
"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"
Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Suez Canal Curse
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'
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