Shipwright In Training Pillows

Model Building

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Rats leave a launching ship.

My First Boat

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Ark Welding

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"This is a hard hat area."

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Pirate Doctor

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

To Launch

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.