New Job In Shipbuilding Gifts

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Parking meter on the moon.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Brickie's Mate

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Model Building

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"International trade"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Coastguard

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Great launch party"

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Lighthouse switch